Monstera

If you’re the kind of person who has tragically murdered a cactus or been ghosted by a succulent, I’ve got great news for you: there is hope. I’ve killed many tamagotchi in my lifetime too, but what I have been successful at is monsteras. Now just because it’s simple does not mean set it and forget it, sure it’ll live but will give you the shittiest limp dick no fenestration leaves. You want success ? MOSS POLE ,chunky soil, bright indirect light, CLEAN THOSE LEAVES, water once soil is 3/4 dry and watch it take off, oh and MOSS POLE. It’s called a monstera but it’s not a monster unless you let it be, in conclusion- get the damn plant. Post those jungle baddie instahoe pics.